Monday, March 8, 2010

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Monday! Yay, Monday! I am NOT being sarcastic, it's all in your perspective. If it's Monday we must be that much closer to the weekend, and since I am taking Friday off and going out of town, this is really my Tuesday! Woot! I am already a day ahead of you guys!!

I had to go to Charlotte this past weekend for work. When I go out of town I always take my favorite pillow, this trip was no exception. And, no, I did NOT leave said favorite pillow, with my favorite pillow case in my hotel room. Nope, not me. I did not hit the snooze so many times that I was running late, rushing, and just plain forgot to grab it on the way out the door. Nope, actually I was the first one to the meeting, I am a whiz at getting up and out the door quickly. Just not such a whiz at remembering to turn around on the way out the door and make sure I didn't leave anything behind!

On my way to Charlotte, which I have driven so many times I can't count, I did not get distracted in Columbia during rush hour, make a wrong turn and end up adding 45 minutes to my travel time...oh NO, certainly NOT ME! Stupid rush hour traffic.

By the time I got home Saturday night I was exhausted and ready to see my kids. They, however, were in quite fun little moods. See, at my house, everyday from 5:00-7:00 is wild. The kids are fussy, hungry, and tired. I did NOT come home to a 7 year old full of tears, a 3 year old coughing her head off and a 1 year old hungry and fussy. Oh NO, not me...that would just mean I wasn't paying attention to the clock, because if I had, I would have come home much later...just kidding...I would NEVER do something like that, oh no, NOT ME!

So, again, I ask you, what did you NOT do this past week? Anything fun and juicy you want to share with me? Come on, I'd never laugh at you, oh no, NOT ME! 

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


Matt-Man said...

That sounds like a blast. I miss those days with a young, sick and whiny kid. Nowadays, he's merely a sarcastic 15 year old.

I work Sat-Tues, so yay...this is my Thursday. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

I did not piss my husband off multiple times, lol.

And that really sucks about your pillow. I would FREAK out if I lost my pillow.

Jay said...

I've never left a pillow in a hotel room either. And it wasn't in a local hotel that I had to stay at because there was no water at my apt. And I didn't get a call from someone at the hotel who said "You left your banky .. uh .. pillow in our room, would you like to come pick it up?"

And when I went to pick it up, the uber hot chick at the front desk didn't say "Gosh, I didn't realize that our budget cuts had gotten so bad that we are requiring our guests to bring their own pillow."

That was fun. haha ;-)

Four Dinners said...

I definitely didn't clip a Somalian with my car. Definitely wasn't me.

- two Somalians ambled out in front of a woman and when she stopped they mugged her. Hence what I didn't do. No. Wasn't me. He looked that that when I got here....;-)

Mandy said...

Matt-Man-I don't know I think I'll take the little ones to the sarcastic 15 year old...don't think I'm quite ready for that,yet...thanks for visiting my little 'ol blog!

3-ooo, pissing husband's off...definitely not something I'd ever do, oh, no, NOT ME! :p

Jay-As always, hilarious.

4-Somalians and car accidents..hang in there, love!